A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows.
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Three Surdarjis in Singapore
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore. They searched for rooms
Everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of
A 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While Leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should
Reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they Have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways Under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without
Much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the Third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell
at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third
Finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what the sad story was. The third one said, "I Forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second Sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad
story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second Sardarji said, "The keys were in my pocket only". With anger and full Tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad Story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the
100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad
Story, he replied: "This is not our hotel; it is on the other side of road, opposite to This".
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!
Everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of
A 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While Leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should
Reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they Have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways Under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without
Much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the Third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell
at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third
Finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what the sad story was. The third one said, "I Forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second Sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad
story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second Sardarji said, "The keys were in my pocket only". With anger and full Tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad Story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the
100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad
Story, he replied: "This is not our hotel; it is on the other side of road, opposite to This".
!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!
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