1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
New Jokes for Mach, 2009
1.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
2.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
3.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
4.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
5.
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
6.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
7.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
8.
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
2.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
3.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
4.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
5.
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
6.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
7.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
8.
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Biggest Cities and places to visit in New Zealand
Planning to visit New Zealand. First let us know something about this country.
New Zealand lies in the South Pacific Ocean, south-east of Australia and has a mountainous terrain, with some large coastal plains. At 0 m, the lowest point of New Zealand is the Pacific Ocean. With an elevation of 3,754 m, Aoraki-Mount Cook is the highest point of the country.
New Zealand is a place of sublime natural beauty, populated exclusively by sheep, hobbits, and, lately, hoteliers. But for a high-style antipodal experience, it's hard to know where to stay. New Zealand’s summer is a good time to visit the country. Those looking to avoid the usual tourist crowd should refrain from travelling to New Zealand during their peak summer months, from mid-December to mid-January.
There are very good number of places to visit in New Zealand. The biggest city in New Zealand is Auckland, and the capital city of New Zealand is Wellington, the third biggest city. Both these cities are situated on the more populous North Island. The biggest city in the South Island and second biggest in New Zealand is Christchurch.
1. AUCKLAND: Auckland is well named as the ‘City of Sails’ because of its association with round-the-world yacht races and the America’s Cup. The Auckland metropolitan area or Greater Auckland, situated on and around an isthmus in the North Island of New Zealand, is the largest urban area of the country, with a cosmopolitan population exceeding 1.2 million. The local Maori name for Auckland is Tāmaki Makau Rau or Ākarana. One of the main geographical features in Auckland are the 50 or so volcanic cones that are dotted in and around the city's suburbs. The more known volcanos include Mt Victoria, Mt Albert, Mt Wellington and the most famous of all, One Tree Hill. These Volcanic cones offer the best views of Auckland as they rise abruptly from the undulating landscape below. The city has held 2 Americas Cup events and you can wine and dine at any number of superb restaurants, cafes, and bars along the harbour to service the yachting and dining culture.
There are large number of Hotels in Auckland to stay. Staying at these hotels is really a very good and rich experience. And as New Zealand's largest city, Auckland's range of hotels and motels is second to none. An overview of Auckland Hotels can be obtained by clicking here.
2. WELLINGTON: Wellington is the Capital of New Zealand. The city is built around a magnificent harbour and the suburbs extend up and over steep hills until you reach the southern coastline. Northward expansion of the city extends into the Hutt Valley and along the western coastline. Wellington prides itself on the fact that it is a cultural and arts centre, and offers an abundance of quality restaurants and cafes. The city centre is lively and offers a wide range of shopping, nightlife and entertainment. Wellington's waterfront also has many facilities to enjoy, there are parks, shops and New Zealand's National Museum called Te Papa. Wellington is a small capital (is only two kilometres wide so it can be easily explored on foot), but is really full with interesting attractions, good shops, exciting galleries and great restaurants. There are a large number of good hotels at Wellington to stay and enjoy. Have an overview of Wellington Hotels.
3. CHRISTHURCH: Christchurch is the biggest city in the South Island and the 3rd biggest city in New Zealand. It is a popular destination in New Zealand and is a major gateway to the country as it has the 2nd biggest international airport. Internationally famed, the Garden City, Christchurch's well-established expansive parks and public gardens owe much to the planning and foresight of the city's founding fathers. The centrally-located 161 hectare Hagley Park, the Botanic Gardens, the four leafy inner-city avenues, Victoria Square and spectacular gardens such as Mona Vale on the banks of the River Avon bear testimony to this legacy. The city is also often called as Garden City because of its over 740 Parks. The Square in the heart of the city is an entertaining place where you can sit down and watch unplanned entertainment from people debating subjects like religion or listening to the ramblings of the Wizard or the latest news from the Town Crier. Even with your head in a book, Christchurch tempts you with its beauty, as the New Brighton Library is poised right on the beach, with comfy chairs to curl up in and gaze out the window at the sea. Of course, in a town this pretty, there are a wide range of Christchurch hotels from which to base your explorations. You can have a look at the Christchurch Hotels.
Besides these places, there are a lot of other cities which are worth seeing in New Zealand.
New Zealand lies in the South Pacific Ocean, south-east of Australia and has a mountainous terrain, with some large coastal plains. At 0 m, the lowest point of New Zealand is the Pacific Ocean. With an elevation of 3,754 m, Aoraki-Mount Cook is the highest point of the country.
New Zealand is a place of sublime natural beauty, populated exclusively by sheep, hobbits, and, lately, hoteliers. But for a high-style antipodal experience, it's hard to know where to stay. New Zealand’s summer is a good time to visit the country. Those looking to avoid the usual tourist crowd should refrain from travelling to New Zealand during their peak summer months, from mid-December to mid-January.
There are very good number of places to visit in New Zealand. The biggest city in New Zealand is Auckland, and the capital city of New Zealand is Wellington, the third biggest city. Both these cities are situated on the more populous North Island. The biggest city in the South Island and second biggest in New Zealand is Christchurch.
1. AUCKLAND: Auckland is well named as the ‘City of Sails’ because of its association with round-the-world yacht races and the America’s Cup. The Auckland metropolitan area or Greater Auckland, situated on and around an isthmus in the North Island of New Zealand, is the largest urban area of the country, with a cosmopolitan population exceeding 1.2 million. The local Maori name for Auckland is Tāmaki Makau Rau or Ākarana. One of the main geographical features in Auckland are the 50 or so volcanic cones that are dotted in and around the city's suburbs. The more known volcanos include Mt Victoria, Mt Albert, Mt Wellington and the most famous of all, One Tree Hill. These Volcanic cones offer the best views of Auckland as they rise abruptly from the undulating landscape below. The city has held 2 Americas Cup events and you can wine and dine at any number of superb restaurants, cafes, and bars along the harbour to service the yachting and dining culture.
There are large number of Hotels in Auckland to stay. Staying at these hotels is really a very good and rich experience. And as New Zealand's largest city, Auckland's range of hotels and motels is second to none. An overview of Auckland Hotels can be obtained by clicking here.
2. WELLINGTON: Wellington is the Capital of New Zealand. The city is built around a magnificent harbour and the suburbs extend up and over steep hills until you reach the southern coastline. Northward expansion of the city extends into the Hutt Valley and along the western coastline. Wellington prides itself on the fact that it is a cultural and arts centre, and offers an abundance of quality restaurants and cafes. The city centre is lively and offers a wide range of shopping, nightlife and entertainment. Wellington's waterfront also has many facilities to enjoy, there are parks, shops and New Zealand's National Museum called Te Papa. Wellington is a small capital (is only two kilometres wide so it can be easily explored on foot), but is really full with interesting attractions, good shops, exciting galleries and great restaurants. There are a large number of good hotels at Wellington to stay and enjoy. Have an overview of Wellington Hotels.
3. CHRISTHURCH: Christchurch is the biggest city in the South Island and the 3rd biggest city in New Zealand. It is a popular destination in New Zealand and is a major gateway to the country as it has the 2nd biggest international airport. Internationally famed, the Garden City, Christchurch's well-established expansive parks and public gardens owe much to the planning and foresight of the city's founding fathers. The centrally-located 161 hectare Hagley Park, the Botanic Gardens, the four leafy inner-city avenues, Victoria Square and spectacular gardens such as Mona Vale on the banks of the River Avon bear testimony to this legacy. The city is also often called as Garden City because of its over 740 Parks. The Square in the heart of the city is an entertaining place where you can sit down and watch unplanned entertainment from people debating subjects like religion or listening to the ramblings of the Wizard or the latest news from the Town Crier. Even with your head in a book, Christchurch tempts you with its beauty, as the New Brighton Library is poised right on the beach, with comfy chairs to curl up in and gaze out the window at the sea. Of course, in a town this pretty, there are a wide range of Christchurch hotels from which to base your explorations. You can have a look at the Christchurch Hotels.
Besides these places, there are a lot of other cities which are worth seeing in New Zealand.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Santa and Banta Jokes
1. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards
2. How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
3. Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
4. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the
line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
5. Santa falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter
to her: "I luv u sister."
6. Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
7. Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
8. lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.
9. Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
10. An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
11. Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
12. Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board,
gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat
13. History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards
2. How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
3. Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
4. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the
line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
5. Santa falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter
to her: "I luv u sister."
6. Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
7. Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
8. lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.
9. Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
10. An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
11. Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
12. Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board,
gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat
13. History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Sunday, June 8, 2008
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Commercial roofing Australia are skilled in delivering a broad range of applications and services including the following:
1. Insultec membrane / coating systems : This is applied like a roof paint but capable of achieving good insulation and maintenance free results. Ideal for steel roofing and any metal roof surface. Also used for water proofing.
2. Commercial sheet metal roofing repair and replacement : Save yourself thousands by getting the job right first time and by replacing only the area of your steel roof, or other, that needs replacement. the techniques by commercial roofing australia ensure a smooth, weatherproof finish.
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All of their roofing technicians are fully qualified and trained in Occupational Workplace, Heath and Safety. Please browse their site to find out about their full range of services. If you can't find the service you need, contact them anyhow so that they may assess and discuss your needs.
Commercial Roofing Australia are ready to visit your premises to offer you a free quotation on your commercial metal roofing. Their professional, friendly team will welcome your call on 1300 725 988.
Commercial roofing Sydney provides solutions to your roofing problems. At Commercial Roofing Australia you deal with experienced professionals who understand your roofing and roof insulation requirements - professionals who have been in the commercial metal roofing game long enough to also know there are times they need to go out of their way to research, assess and deliver unique solutions.
Commercial roofing Australia are skilled in delivering a broad range of applications and services including the following:
1. Insultec membrane / coating systems : This is applied like a roof paint but capable of achieving good insulation and maintenance free results. Ideal for steel roofing and any metal roof surface. Also used for water proofing.
2. Commercial sheet metal roofing repair and replacement : Save yourself thousands by getting the job right first time and by replacing only the area of your steel roof, or other, that needs replacement. the techniques by commercial roofing australia ensure a smooth, weatherproof finish.
3. Asbestos Removal, Replacement & Encapsulation : The dangerous removal of asbestos should always be carried out by trained and licensed specialists. Extensive asbestos removal is an area of speciality as is replacement with the material and roof coatings of your choice. Insultec is the ideal product for safely securing your asbestos roofing, ceiling or walls. If suitable, encapsulation is more convenient and 66% cheaper than removal. You can discuss your options with Commercial Roofing Australia.
4. Waster Proofing : Insultec Water Proofing Membrane is a premium quality Seamless Elastic Membrane . It is applied at a thickness of at least 1,000 microns and has bridge cracking up to 1.6 mm. Can be used in a range of applications including concrete and bitumen.
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All of their roofing technicians are fully qualified and trained in Occupational Workplace, Heath and Safety. Please browse their site to find out about their full range of services. If you can't find the service you need, contact them anyhow so that they may assess and discuss your needs.
Commercial Roofing Australia are ready to visit your premises to offer you a free quotation on your commercial metal roofing. Their professional, friendly team will welcome your call on 1300 725 988.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Indian Hell
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then, he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the cafeteria…"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then, he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then, the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the cafeteria…"
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Teacher and Student Jokes
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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