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Sardarji Jokes

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

- Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Thinks socialism means partying.
- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."
- Sells the car for gas money.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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Jokes for the month of April, 2007

1. Two men and police man

Two men were walking in the woods one-day and one falls down on the ground lookng dead. the other man rings up the police and explains what had happened. The police man says to him, "you have to make sure he is dead, otherwise there would not be much point ringing me". So the man picks up a gun and shoots the guy lying on the floor and says, "Right, I've now made sure he is dead."

2. Teacher and student

"It's clear." said the teacher, "that you haven't studied your geography. What is your excuse?".
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settle down". said the student.


3. Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tell me, what you know of Raja ram mohan roy"
Meghna: Ma'am, Raja, RAm, MOhan and Roy were four good friends. We find their names in history books.


4. Mother and Doctor

Mother (in panic) : Doctor, my boy has swallowed a mice.
Doctor : Madam, calm down, asm him to swallow a cat.


5. Gandhiji
Teacher : When was gandhiji born"
Raju : On his birth day sir.


6. Air hostess
Air-hostess : Are you a vegetarian or Non-vegetarian"
Passenger : I am an Indian.

7. Rohit and ice cream
Rohit : papa, let me eat an ice-cream.
Father : Rohit, you should not eat ice-cream in winter.
Rohit : Please, papa, I shall heat it beore eating it.

8. History
Mom : Why aren't you doing very well in History?
Ranjit : Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.


9. Policeman and scootorist
Policeman: Why are you driving without light?
Scootorist: Because there is light everywhere?
Policeman: Then I shall remove air from the tyres.
Scootorist: why?
Polcieman : Because there is air everywhere,

10. Adam's apple
Mayuri: My father has acquird Sachin Tendulkar's wrist watch.
Sujatha: That's nothing! my father has adam's apple

11. Mohan and Rohan
Mohan : If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 25 rupees, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 rupees, what would you do?
Rohan: I would immediatley rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers.