1. Two men and police man
Two men were walking in the woods one-day and one falls down on the ground lookng dead. the other man rings up the police and explains what had happened. The police man says to him, "you have to make sure he is dead, otherwise there would not be much point ringing me". So the man picks up a gun and shoots the guy lying on the floor and says, "Right, I've now made sure he is dead."
2. Teacher and student
"It's clear." said the teacher, "that you haven't studied your geography. What is your excuse?".
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settle down". said the student.
3. Teacher and Student
Teacher: Tell me, what you know of Raja ram mohan roy"
Meghna: Ma'am, Raja, RAm, MOhan and Roy were four good friends. We find their names in history books.
4. Mother and Doctor
Mother (in panic) : Doctor, my boy has swallowed a mice.
Doctor : Madam, calm down, asm him to swallow a cat.
5. Gandhiji
Teacher : When was gandhiji born"
Raju : On his birth day sir.
6. Air hostess
Air-hostess : Are you a vegetarian or Non-vegetarian"
Passenger : I am an Indian.
7. Rohit and ice cream
Rohit : papa, let me eat an ice-cream.
Father : Rohit, you should not eat ice-cream in winter.
Rohit : Please, papa, I shall heat it beore eating it.
8. History
Mom : Why aren't you doing very well in History?
Ranjit : Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.
9. Policeman and scootorist
Policeman: Why are you driving without light?
Scootorist: Because there is light everywhere?
Policeman: Then I shall remove air from the tyres.
Scootorist: why?
Polcieman : Because there is air everywhere,
10. Adam's apple
Mayuri: My father has acquird Sachin Tendulkar's wrist watch.
Sujatha: That's nothing! my father has adam's apple
11. Mohan and Rohan
Mohan : If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 25 rupees, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 rupees, what would you do?
Rohan: I would immediatley rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers.
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